Define "chronic" masturbator.
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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