what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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