dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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