So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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