He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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