I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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