dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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