let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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