Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
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