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low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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