That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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