Ketchup is God's man juice
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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