Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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