i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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