Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
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