glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
My hand turned me down
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
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