oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
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