I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
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