You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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