i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
i now understand why vodka
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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