i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
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