my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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