Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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