I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
Randomize
