i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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