my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
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