Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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