I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Quick, to the slutcave!
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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