great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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