Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
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