HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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