I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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