what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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