I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
I'm jealous of your bromance
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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