I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
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