Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
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