Christians are straight up FREAKS
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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