just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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