Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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