if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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