gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
Randomize
