Sponge bath it is.
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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