Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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