That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
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