If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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