You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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