For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
Randomize
