Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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