She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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