Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
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